Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Analogi mudah kenaikan harga minyak...

Well said by:
Dr Azman Ibrahim,
03 Sept 2013



Izinkan saya membuat analogi mudah

Sepasang suami isteri yang telah agak berusia serta bergelar datuk dan nenek memiliki satu kawasan kebun rambutan. Kebetulan tahun ini rambutan naik harga dan laris sekali di pasaran. 

Musim cuti sekolah sebagaimana biasa pulanglah anak cucu ke rumah dan tentunya rambutan atuk dan nenek akan menjadi sasaran mereka. (Gambar hiasan)

Tahun ini disebabkan harga rambutan yang meningkat di pasaran, sebelum anak cucu balik, awal-awal lagi atuk ini telah memasang strategi. 

Kebun rambutan itu dipagar. Di pintu pagar siap diletakkan tanda berapa harga sekilo rambutan mengikut harga pasaran semasa. Penimbang juga disediakan. 

Sampai saja anak-anak cucu di kampung, terus mereka serbu pokok rambutan atuk. Atuk yang berfikiran kapitalis ini hanya tersenyum sambil menunggu di pintu pagar kebunnya. 

“Wahai anak-anak dan cucu kesayanganku, selepas petik rambutan itu, sebelum kamu semua makan, pastikan rambutan itu ditimbang dan dibayar harganya mengikut tanda harga di pintu pagar ini,” kata atuk. 

Terkejut beruklah semua anak cucu dengan karenah baru atuk mereka. 
Biasanya atuk amat pemurah dan tak pernah berkira dengan cucu-cucu. Lebih teruk lagi, harga yang dipamerkan pula sama dengan harga rambutan di pasar. 

“Ala atuk, tak kan dengan anak cucu pun nak berkira, mahal pulak tu harga rambutan atuk ni,” rayu seorang cucunya.

“Mahal kamu kata! Cuba kamu pergi check harga rambutan di Singapura dan di Jepun, tengok berapa harganya!” tegas saja nada suara atuk.

“Betul lah di Singapura dan Jepun harga rambutan mahal, mereka mana ada pokok…” seorang anak lelaki atuk mencelah.

“Harga rambutan atuk ini, mengikut harga semasa pasaran, bukannya atuk pandai-pandai buat naik harga sendiri. Sebelum ni sudah banyak atuk tanggung subsidi dengan bagi rambutan percuma pada kamu semua. Dari mana duit atuk nak dapat untuk beli baja, nak beli racun rumput, nak buat pagar, nak upah orang petik dan bla… bla.. bla,” atuk terus membebel.

“Betul dah tu atuk, memang rambutan dah naik harga. Tapi atuk juallah kepada orang luar mengikut harga pasaran, dengan kami anak cucu tak kan lah atuk nak berkira. Tak kan sampai atuk nak suruh kami bandingkan harga rambutan atuk dengan harga rambutan di Singapura… Lagipun kebun rambutan ini memang hak atuk. Atuk pun tak perlu tanggung bayar  subsidi harga kepada sesiapa. Pelik juga kalau kebun ini milik atuk, tapi tiba-tiba Atuk kata, atuk kena tanggung subsidi, isshh!! Kepada siapa pula subsidi ni dibayar?” jawab seorang lagi cucu atuk yang kebetulan belajar ekonomi di sebuah universiti tempatan secara panjang lebar.

“Walau apa-pun kamu cakap, atuk tetap bertegas. Harga tetap tak diturunkan. Kamu semua sepatutnya bersyukur. Masih boleh balik ke rumah atuk dengan aman, kampung kita pun masih aman. Makan pakai semua cukup. Kerja makan gaji . Semua pakai kereta besar. Tandanya kamu semua mampu. Tak kan lah nak bayar harga rambutan sikit pun sudah bising!” atuk membuat keputusan muktamad.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

...Scrapbook...

Salam...

After one and half year not sewing anything, last week I sew something for my boss.. phewww.. lenguh.. My measurement & estimation skill have decrease 70%.. I reproduce it more than 3times. Sangat buang masa T_T

But then I satisfy with my end product. Not superb cute but cute enough to make it as a gift ;)

Tanpa banyak bunyi lagi.. Here is the present...tadaa






Sederhana je kan but full of sentimental value. tang name tag tu paling chomel..hihi.

last but not least, i hope i trigger an idea to your gift list. daaa~~~ d[^_^]b

Monday, July 1, 2013

Ali turn 8

Today baby Ali turn 8months. He still in his first phase to crawl. To see him growing was awesome! If I knew this feeling earlier, mesti dah kawin awal lagi just for the sake to have children early ;)

So to those who still considering to have child in their early mariage, let take this test, 14 steps to follow before you have children. It was posted by anonymous blogger but it was super hilarious. 

Please try this at home ;)

P/S: These test is not to offend anyone. It's just for a laugh and you really do need a sense of humour to become a parent.

Test 1: Preparation

Women: To prepare for pregnancy
1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
2. Leave it there.
3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Men: To prepare for children
1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself
2. Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.

Test 2: Knowledge 

Find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels and how they have allowed their children to run wild. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behaviour.

Enjoy it. It will be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.  

Test 3: Nights 

To discover how the nights will feel
1. Walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 4 - 6kg, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly.
2. At 10pm, put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 11pm and walk the bag around the living room until 1am.
4. Set the alarm for 3am.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2am and make a cup of tea.
6. Go to bed at 2.45am.
7. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs in the dark until 4am.
9. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up when it goes off.
10. Make breakfast.

Keep this up for 5 years. LOOK CHEERFUL.

Test 4: Dressing Small Children 

1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hangout.  

Time Allowed: 5 minutes.

Test 5: Cars 

1. Forget the BMW. Buy a practical 5-door wagon.
2. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
3. Get a coin. Insert it into the CD player.
4. Take a box of chocolate biscuits; mash them into the back seat.
5. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Test 6: Going For a Walk 

1. Wait.
2. Go out the front door.
3. Come back in again.
4. Go out.
5. Come back in again.
6. Go out again.
7. Walk down the front path.
8. Walk back up it.
9. Walk down it again.
10. Walk very slowly down the road for five minutes.
11. Stop, inspect minutely and ask at least 6 questions about every piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way.
12. Retrace your steps.
13. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbours come out and stare at you. 14. Give up and go back into the house.

You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.

Test 7: Conversations with children  

Repeat everything you say at least 5 times.

Test 8: Grocery Shopping 

1. Go to the local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child - a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat.
2. Buy your weekly groceries without letting the goat(s) out of your sight.
3. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.

Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Test 9: Feeding a 1 year-old 

1. Hollow out a melon
2. Make a small hole in the side
3. Suspend the melon from the ceiling and swing it side to side
4. Now get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an aeroplane.
5. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone.
6. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor.

Test 10: TV 

1. Learn the names of every character from the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies and Disney.
2. Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.

Test 11: Mess Can you stand the mess children make? 

To find out:

1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains
2. Hide a fish behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds and then rub them on clean walls. Cover the stains with crayon. How does that look?
4. Empty every drawer/cupboard/storage box in your house onto the floor and proceed with step 5.
5. Drag randomly items from one room to another room & leave them there.

Test 12: Long Trips with Toddlers 

1. Make a recording of someone shouting 'Mummy' repeatedly. Important Notes: No more than a 4 second delay between each 'Mummy'. Include occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet.
2. Play this tape in your car, everywhere you go for the next 4 years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Test 13: Conversations

1. Start talking to an adult of your choice.
2. Have someone else continually tug on your shirt hem or shirt sleeve while playing the Mummy tape listed above.

You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Test 14: Getting ready for work 

1. Pick a day on which you have an important meeting.
2. Put on your finest work attire.
3. Take a cup of cream and put 1 cup of lemon juice in it
4. Stir
5. Dump half of it on your nice silk shirt
6. Saturate a towel with the other half of the mixture
7. Attempt to clean your shirt with the same saturated towel
8. Do not change (you have no time).
9. Go directly to work You are now ready to have children. ENJOY!!





Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Personal bag to let go

Hi readers,

Today I would like to do mid year sale. If anyone interested to have them, please email me at norliyana.muhd@gmail.com (email yahoo unfuction for now. tak tau kenape.hurm..) So email me soon, can nego till let go, cash, bank transfer & paypal (credit card) is acceptable :)

                                           

Fossil Maddox Vintage Twist Lock Crossbody Dark Patchwork
  • 100% AUTHENTIC & BRAND NEW
  • 1 exterior slide pocket
  • inside zip and cell phone pockets
  • 7.25" x 3.45" W x 7" H
  • 21’” drop
  • RM579 retail but I’m letting go for RM350 only



Coach Kristin Spectator Leather Hobo Bag (Grey) 18287

  • Prelove
  • Rich, soft leather in deep, autumnal colors, artfully inlaid with suede and embossed exotics-an elevated day to evening design perfect for everyday use, with a detachable strap that easily converts it to a crossbody.
  • Leather with embossed exotic trim
  • Inside zip, cellphone and multifunction pockets
  • Zip top closure, fabric lining
  • Handle with 10" drop
  • Detachable adjustable strap for shoulder or crossbody wear
  • 13 1/4"(L)x12 1/4"(H)x3 1/2"(W)
  • RM1550 retail but I’m letting go for RM490 only




Gucci New Ladies Web Medium Hobo Black

  • Prelove
  • black guccissima leather
  • light gold hardware
  • gucci crest jacquard lining
  • Made in Italy
  • single non-adjustable strap with 7.8" drop
  • snap closure
  • inside zip and cell phone pockets
  • 11.8" x 10.2" x 7.8"
  • RM3500++ retail but I’m letting go for RM2500 only




NWT Prada Cervo Hobo Bag
  • 100% AUTHENTIC & BRAND NEW
  • Color: CAMMELLO
  • A classic design in supple leather with metal logo hardware.
  • Adjustable shoulder strap, 12"-13" drop
  • Top zip closure
  • Expandable zipper
  • One inside zip pocket
  • Three inside open pockets
  • Signature jacquard lining
  • Zipped: 14¼"W X 12½"H X 4¾"D; Unzipped: 14¼"W X 12½"H X 6"D
  • Made in Italy
  • RM6500++ retail but I’m letting go for RM4900 only
 
p/s: can request more picture or via to appreciate. Enjoy~~~ d[^_^]b

Monday, April 15, 2013

Cakk ^^,

salam...

testing testing 123...

after 15 months tinggalkan blog bersawang without a post. berpeluh nak siapkan satu entry..

taip delete. taip taip delete delete.. taip taip taip delete delete delete... at last takde ape yg ditaip. dahsyat betul! -_-"

so let me make it short and sweet sour..

start with sour part, last year twin power ranger have move from KL to SP.. so no more gegirls model for my retronyer rabu, unless ummi dia hantar a picture of them to me every rabu. n not having demoks around was a bit difficult as i'm use to them for the last 2 years. if korang rajin gali blog ni, mesti jumpe banyak gambar diorg dari tuan tanah sendiri. Miss you babies T_T


meanwhile for the sweet part is, i get my own male model last year.. which I name him Muhammad Ali Imran. a.k.a my next patner in crime. now he is 5months. will share his picture from time to time :)



so my sweet and sour


 Enjoy~~~ d[^_^]b

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

...Retro nyer Rabu #4...

entry larut malam sebelum hari rabu tamat. entry ini hanya relevan di hari rabu jadi terpakse berusaha.. huhuhu... undang-undang ini dicipta just to make sure i update my blog each week ;)

so, contoh pemakaian retro or vintage pada hari ini ialah...

kaki twin power rangers lagi  :)


wahh... batek jawa!




chomel tak kami??  kalau tak nak puji, kami tak nak amik gambar lagi...ihihi



Enjoy~~~ d[^_^]b


p/s: kalau puan terompah nak bukak kedai baju kanak-kanak, ada yang berminat tak?

       

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

...Retro nyer Rabu #3...

Hi,

It wednesday again! Time to discuss about retro style. Yay!
If before this we have polka dot dress and wavy skirt, today let's try the stripe style macam baju banduan. maybe chomel. teehehe

and this picture taken at my house.... kaki sape nih??? like lolly pop
cakk...aaa..my power rangers rupa nya.. ingatkan sapa tadi..hihi
my niece dah pandai merajuk & main cikucak belakang langsir.
Jadi saya kene basuh langsir tiap bulan sekarang, takut ada yang lemas dengan habuk ;)

Happy new year~~~ d[^_^]b


                
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